Stolen Pixels #6: Beware the Quest Giver
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In Cosmos of Warcraft – as with most other MMOG's – the rule seems to be that every hero moldiness begin his or her career by murdering a bunch of docile little animals. I understand they want to make sure you can swing a mace without bashing yourself in the foreland before they give you anything outstanding to ut, just the initiation goes on for a little longer than seems necessary and after a while I can't shake the smel that they'ray honorable messing with me.
After you're through with abusing the lovable little woodland creatures milling about, they begin asking you to round up consistence parts from the stuff you kill. If it didn't feel like a hazing rite before then IT will now. Your job as a wedge of the realm is to open your kills and pick up the nasty little bits of innards: intestines, eyes, teeth, hearts, skins. The pack of the average adventurer should be sticky, smelly, and *oozing*.
Next clock time you see some godlike maximum-steady paladin, radiant with power and clad in glowing armor infused with efficacious magics, remember that his first day happening the job serving The Light(tm) was dog-tired caving in the heads of docile miniature kittens Beaver State dogs and scooping their backbone into his bag.
Private detective Young is a programmer and writer by swop, videogame nitpicker by magnetic dip. If you have the patience for more of his ramblings, they can exist ground at ShamusYoung.com.
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